Oh, wait, that was another pair of metal-loving dorks. You’ve got Beavis and Butthead, two deep-thinkers way ahead of their time, to thank for all this wisdom. There's just time for one more nugget from the duo, absolutely nailing the whole alt. You just need to change "song" for “my child’s school assembly” or “a walk with the in-laws”. Just give into it – once you accept you’re only putting up with Trent Reznor pissing around for the first two minutes of Nine Inch Nails’ Eraser because you love it when those chainsaw guitars kick in, everything in your life will make more sense.Īnd come to think of it, “Well Beavis, if they didn't have like a part of the song that sucked, then it's like, the other part wouldn't be as cool" could just as easily be applied to all aspects of life and not just 90s rock tunes. “Oh no, actually Polly is my favourite song off Nevermind, actually” – no, you’re wrong, it’s your favourite song because it’s immediately followed by the crazed noisefest Territorial Pissings. And now that you know it’s true, you also realise that quiet-loud-quiet basically means boring-exciting-boring, doesn’t it?Ĭome on, no-one is waiting for the quiet bits, unless you’re talking about the really quiet bit in Bullet With Butterfly Wings, but you’re only waiting for that because it gets really loud again straight after. “Well Beavis, if they didn't have like a part of the song that sucked, then it's like, the other part wouldn't be as cool". The next line, an efficiently brutal takedown of what made rock songs in the 90s so exciting, is this:
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